First, I am better but still can’t kick the odd cough. Tom is good, although he is picking up bad habits from the kid who lives upstairs. Koko is not getting better, and is starting to worry us so she gets to see the doctor again tomorrow. It might not be anything too serious, but we don’t know so off she goes. We do know she is a very sick little girl right now, but she should be ok. I hope…
Anyway, what the title says is what I mean.
I am often reading about folks who are just starting out and realize that their first project might rightly be a workbench of some kind.
They can manage the bench top, just a bunch of sticks stuck together.
The base, that’s something else entirely. It’s going to need all kinds of real live joinery like mortise and tenons, and we aren’t talking pipsqueak joints here, big angry suckers to resist racking and twisting forces.
The problem is that most workbenches you might see being made are often made on a workbench!!! How the heck do you make a workbench without a workbench, especially when it comes to big, scary mortise and tenon joints, the likes of which few folks ever see, apart form in their workbench?
Well, here’s a way you can get slicker than snot (just to add colour there) mortises quick and simple. There are few fancy tools required and you may be able to limit this to the very simplest of tools if you are tool poor. There are a few rules that help a lot, and I will mention them along the way.
This is a pictorial essay boys and girls, but my usual camera was not available, so I got stuck using a shoe-phone to take the pictures.
First up, mark out where you want the mortise. I used a tape measure, some grade school mathematics and a honkin’ big square so I could transpose my measurements across four pieces. I only needed the centreline (as my mortising jig references off the centre) but also marked in the end points too. If you don’t have a router and edge guides, or even better, a simple mortising jig like this then you should also mark in the width of your mortise, and use a marking knife of some kind.
I do have a mortising jig, router and edge guides so I just mark the centre line, set up the contraption and off I go.
>I am not using a bench here, just the small saw ponies I made up a while ago. The boards are clamped down to a pony instead of in a workbench vise. I am working down low, and I prefer it for this. You could use regular height saw horses or even a workmate for this, heck even a stump would work well. You just need to be able to clamp the stick you are working on down so it won’t jump around.<
Before I use the router to get the show rolling, I always, ALWAYS take a very light test cut with the router spun up just to make sure the mortise is going in the right place and everything is as it should be.

Note the mark on the wood, the very shallow mortise shape a the reference lines on the jig there. The two lines are 2mm apart, and this gives me a little wiggle room within a known area of 2mm. This one was not right, it needed some adjustment. Because that shallow mortise is very shallow, it will plane out easily, but will also be covered up by the tenon shoulders.

And there it is. Only 35mm deep, and we need to go 70mm deep at least so we are only half way there now.
Using a router to start out makes life a lot easier later on as it gives you square sides to work from and a repeatable size to start hacking away from too. If you can’t use a router, then you will have to drill and pare or cut the thing completely by hand. Good luck!

Here we are, drilled down to just past 70mm deep. This mortise also happens to be 70mm long and 15mm wide. The drill bit is also 15mm wide, which makes drilling down easy as the sides will help keep the drill square.
Take note that I drilled 4 holes, leaving more wood in the middle than between the two holes on either side. I could have drilled 5 overlapping holes, but I found that drilling in this way gave me a better end result. You will see why soon.
Next step, take out the bits between the drilled holes. For this we need a few chisels.

A motley crew of tools if ever there was one, aye…
From left to right, 9mm, 15mm and 1 inch chisels. Two Japanese and a Marples blue chip. All very, very sharp and all at 30 degrees or so. No microbevels, they won’t help you here at all. If fact, you might curse your microbevels before you get done because we are going to chop and pry just a little, and a nice, flat bevel is going to help you out to this end. Trust me.
The hammer is a big ball pein thing. Biggest hammer I have without resorting to miniature sledge hammers. I usually use a small hammer with my chisels, in this case the BFH is the right tool for the job. Choke up on the handle and give small taps. From a hammer this big, the taps will be postive, and the tools won’t bounce. This will save you trouble and make for cleaner cuts.
You could use a smaller hammer. I wouldn’t…
Now we need to get those bits between the drill holes out of the way.

Start by taking the smaller chisel, and knock out bits off the end ones. Take small bites, and the chips will get out the way for you. If you need to hit the chisel harder than you would want to hit your hand with the hammer, then the bite is too big.

After getting down a little, you might find that your chisel is fighting for room. Make some more for it! Don’t pare flush just yet, just take a little off to let the chisel move freely.

On the right, we are down a fair way now and need to get the middle one out of the way. Take some off each side, alternating so you maintain a small ‘pitched roof’ at all times. You could go lower, but then you have to be careful about taking too big a bite. Work your way down carefully, and don’t worry about the chips until you can’t see what you are doing.

And there we are. Most of the bits in between the drilled holes are gone and without too much difficulty. This also shows why I avoided drilling 5 overlapping holes.
If you drill overlapping holes, then you are left with bits on the sides that are much bigger, and therefore stronger than these mangled peaks are. Paring them down flush becomes a multi step operation, and the more bites you take on the sides, the more chance for foul up and the rate of clogging is much, much higher. Taking small chips means that you can clear the mortise easily and often. Taking small bites that are still big in size means more trouble clearing things out.
And how do we clear out the chips without unclamping the board?

“Big deal, he’s using a vacuum cleaner, so what?” you say, not quite.
The vacuum nozzle is over one end, fingers cover up most of the rest except for a little at one end.
Doing this raises the air velocity in the mortise, making all those little chips jump about and get sucked up by the vacuum. Try it like this, you will be surprised and impressed.
(If you submit this to a magazine, I want half!)
BTW, the vacuum is a top of the line Makita. Worth every yen I paid for it and then some. If you don’t have a good vaccum in the workshop, scrimp and save and get one.
So, now we need to get those pesky peaks off the sides.
Easy!

Put the wide chisel on the top of the peak, flush with the side and give it a gentle tap. Then hold it flush against the side with your hand and tap it down.
The first tap locates the tip and lets you hold the chisel flush without it moving about. The next taps drive it down, and because you are holding it flush with the already square side and taking a small bite, you get a nice, clean paring cut all the way down in one shot.
And the chips clear out easily too.
Now we are at a point where you need to ask yourself a question…
Do you square the ends, or not?
I did. I didn’t have to, but I may make these tenons run through, and squared mortiseslook right, rounded sides look wrong. That’s my theory and I am sticking to it.

Take you chisel that matches the mortise width, and square off the ends.
Do not drive it down all the way. Your chisel will cause you no end of grief by getting stuck, cutting down on an angle and all kinds of strife you can’t even think of.
Instead, give the chisel a few taps, then take it out. Use the smaller chisel to take out the bulk of the corners, then drive the chisel down. Same as the bits between drilled holes, take off the bulk, then clean up with one shot.
It sounds great in theory, but you will need to fiddle and fool a little to get it right. Practise makes perfect, or you could just leave them rounded. I don’t care, and neither does the wood. But you will have to round off your tenons to suit later on.
You might also need to clean up the bottom so it’s reasonably flat and clear and tidy up anywhere else the mortise isn’t really happy.
After all that…

You got a mortise!
This one isn’t perfect, it seems I got a little excited and took a little extra off that bottom right corner and the ends are not as clean as I would like.
And you know what?
I don’t care and neither does the wood.
This is a mortise and nowhere does it say that it needs to be picture perfect. You only need to make sure that the mortise and tenon fit together well enough for the glue to do it’s job.
And this one is, without question. That spot is less than a millimetre off, and isn’t very big. It won’t affect the joint enough to be a problem. These joints are oversized by a long way.
(And if it wasn’t all ok, I am using epoxy which covers a multitude of sins, especially sloppy joints…
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I hope that someone just starting out and needs to get some big joinery done without a bench finds some use in this. It works, doesn’t take too long, is cheap and has a very shallow learning curve.
Just what the doctor ordered.
Stu.